m.i.a.

Oh hey there…almost forgot I have a blog!  I have been pretty m.i.a.  I’ve been busy with a number of things, mainly my new full-time gig.  That’s right, after about eight months of un/partial employment, I’m back to workin’ it full time.  I’m loving it.  So far so good.  I’m feeling interested, motivated, engaged, and most importantly, respected and appreciated, which were not two words I would have ever used to describe how I felt at my last job.  These past two weeks have been a breath of fresh air and I am so excited to see what this job has in store for me.  I would discuss more, but I like to be semi-elusive.

Other than working, I’ve been…

Waking up at 5 am and passing out cold by 9 pm on the reg.

Attempting to embrace home ownership by working (or mostly watching Nick) work in the garden, sanding and painting trim, and trying to keep the yard as dog-doody-free as possible.

Getting p-u-m-p pumped about my little sister’s decision to move to Portland for the summer.  I hooked her up with an internship, job, and our guest bedroom so she basically owes me her life.

Oh, and using a shop vac to clean this disaster up.

Have you ever wondered how many feathers are in a 16 x 16 down pillow insert?  Um, that many.  Ruby decided she would count them for me today while we were at work.  Isn’t she thoughtful?  I sent Nick that exact picture upon my discovery and told him he may come home to Ruby spinning on the grill rotisserie.  Noooo I didn’t actually cook the dog, I couldn’t figure out how to hook up the spit.  Kidding, but I seriously wanted to just…I don’t know, make her disappear for a short while.  I love her but oh-em-gee.

Add it to the list of things she has ruined in the very short period of time (two months) that we have had her.  Do you think there is such thing as doggy bipolar disorder?

Ay yi yi.

Long story short, since I’m quite busy lately just living my life, my blog has unfortunately taken a back seat.  It was wonderful when I wasn’t working and had plenty of time to write posts, but at this point in time it’s just not feasible to post five times per week.  So wipe those tears, you’ll survive without reading this crap as often (If there is anyone out there still reading?  Not you, Dad.)  I’ll be posting sporadically when I feel compelled (probably when Ruby ruins something else) and mostly if I can find the time.

Until then, my friends!

Getting Vegucated

Lately I’ve been listening to podcasts on my iPhone during my morning walk with the Rubsicle.  At first I wasn’t sure how I’d like it…sometimes podcasts are kind of awkward or just annoying depending on the commentators or dj’s or whatever you call them.  I’ve found that my two favorites to listen to are The Jillian Michaels Show, and Tranquility Du Jour with Kimberly Wilson.  The Tranquiltiy Du Jour podcasts usually fit my normal 2 mile walk just perfectly, the Jillian Michaels ones tend to be a little longer, so if I’m really into it I’ll do a few extra laps with the pup.  Not only are the podcasts free and entertaining, but they enable me to avoid talkative neighbors.  “Sorry, I’m on an important call, can’t chat!” as I hightail it in the other direction.  It’s 6:30 am…I don’t want to talk to you, or anyone.

Last week, a Tranquiltiy Du Jour podcast I was listening to was focused on a documentary film “Vegucated“.  Kimberly Wilson interviewed the woman behind it all, Writer/Director/Editor Marisa Miller Wolfson.  Here is part of the synopsis found on the Vegucated website:

“Vegucated is a feature-length documentary that follows three meat- and cheese-loving New Yorkers who agree to adopt a vegan diet for six weeks. There’s Brian, the bacon-loving bachelor who eats out all the time, Ellen, the single mom who prefers comedy to cooking, and Tesla, the college student who avoids vegetables and bans beans. They have no idea that so much more than steak is at stake and that the fate of the world may fall on their plates. Lured with true tales of weight lost and health regained, they begin to uncover hidden sides of animal agriculture and soon start to wonder whether solutions offered in films like Food, Inc. go far enough. Before long, they find themselves risking everything to expose an industry they supported just weeks before.”

Nick bought a super fancy Blu-Ray player that I can’t even figure out how to turn on, so I had him digitally rent the film for me via Amazon and we watched it together last night.  I was shocked that he agreed to watch it with me, but so glad that he did because there were some parts that I couldn’t handle.  Cut to me, crying hysterically, looking at Nick with one hand blocking my peripheral vision of the television.  “Is it over yet?  Tell me when it’s over.  I want to look, can I look?” and him saying, “Why do you do this to yourself?  Don’t look!”

The film itself was awesome and I am so glad that I watched it.  It really opened my eyes to the horrible reality of mass meat production.  I had heard all sorts of things about what really went on in slaughterhouses and farms, but until you see video of it, I guess it doesn’t really sink in.  Well, it definitely sunk in last night.  I was upset, I felt sick to my stomach (having just eaten homemade turkey meatballs for dinner).  I felt guilty, I felt awful.  It definitely got me thinking about how I can further improve my own diet and cut out or scale back the amount of meat that I do eat.  Eventually I would like to be completely meat-free, but for now I’ll start with baby steps.

I haven’t eaten red meat in years, but I do eat poultry (chicken, turkey), fish and occasionally pork.  I can say for sure I will no longer be consuming any pork products.  It’s not worth it to me.  I don’t like pork that much anyway, and after seeing those adorable little piglets….I’ll spare you the details.  No more.  As far as my consumption of chicken and turkey goes, I am planning on cutting both of those back as much as possible.  If I get a hankering for either I want to make sure that I am getting locally sourced meat.  I’m thankful that there is a Whole Foods close to the house and will definitely be utilizing their meat market.  As far as eggs go, again, I’m going to make sure that they are organic and from a local farm with humane practices.

Of course after I told Nick about my plans to change and seriously cut back on my own meat consumption he was instantly annoyed.  He said that my dairy-free diet was already so limited that it made it hard for us to go out to eat as is and that if I totally cut meat out it will be even worse.  I assured him that it will all be fine, I will figure it out and that I will still prepare meat for him if he would like me to.  The last thing I want is for him to feel burdened or negatively impacted by my diet but after watching the film I’m having a hard time justifying eating meat at all.  I don’t need it to survive, and if I can make a difference by just switching a few things around in my diet, I am more than willing.  There are plenty of other excellent plant-based protein sources out there.

I’m sure some of you are rolling your eyes (Dad, I’m talking to you!) and even if you are, I urge you to view the film yourself, or at least browse the website and educate yourself a little more about how eating meat effects your body and especially the environment.  I bet you’ll learn some things that you didn’t know, and you may even think twice about your diet.  The best part about this documentary is that it’s not radical and in your face like other documentaries are.  It simply gives you the facts so that you can process them how you will.  The film mentions several times that Veganism is not always a possibility for everyone, but even just reducing your meat consumption makes a huge difference.  Different things work for different people, you just have to find what’s right for you, and that’s why I think I enjoyed this film so much because it made me think about my own “vaguely vegan” philosophy.

Has anyone out there watched this film, or heard about it?  I’d love to hear some thoughts and opinions!

Engagement Photos

We basically have nothing checked off of our wedding to-do list, and I have recently realized that one of the most important things that needs to be done fairly soon is finding a photographer.  I know dates fill up quickly, so the sooner we lock one in the better.  The thought of choosing a photographer gives me instant agida.  For those of you who aren’t lucky enough to have an English speaking Italian Grandfather who only speaks Italian when he gets irritated, agida is Italian-American slang for heartburn or mental stress.  I think that is the cleanest Italian word that has ever come out of his mouth.  And considering the fact that I am such a lady (ha, yeah right) I will spare you the others.

Choosing a photographer stresses me out for a number of reasons.  All of the photographers that I have contacted thus far are ridiculously expensive.  Their base pricing (which includes practically nothing) has consistently been more than we would like to spend as a whole.  And we really aren’t that cheap!  These expensive photographers that I wish we could afford all demonstrate the more editorial photography style that we favor.  I’m not a fan of the traditional, boring, everyone posing and smiling at the camera style.  I want our pictures to represent our personalities!  Overall I am super picky and since we only get to do this whole marraige thing once in life, I want to have beautiful pictures that capture it all.  I don’t want to look back and wish we had more or better pictures.  Type A control freak?  Yes, definitely.

My sister is a Photography major and takes beautiful photos and if she wasn’t going to be so busy being my maid of honor, I’d make her photograph the wedding.  Actually we did utilize her to take a few unofficial engagement pictures last year.  They came out pretty cute, but I think we’re going to force ask her to do another session with us this Spring/Summer and end up using one of those as our official engagement/save the date photo.  I want to make sure that I am a little more tan and don’t look so see-through.  I also don’t want to look back at my engagement pictures and see myself wearing denim on denim (aka Canadian tuxedo).  Sure I think it looks cute and stylish now, but something tells me I won’t feel that way forever.  Abby will be living with us this summer (YAYYY!), so she has no choice but to do what I say or she’ll be out on the streets.  Mwah ha ha (evil laugh).

Here are a few engagement photos that I’ve shown Abby as my inspiration…

Any tips on how to find a great photographer?!  Did you have a good or bad experience with your wedding photographer?

Homemade Dog Treats

I do my best to make sure that Nick and I eat a healthy diet full of as many unprocessed foods as possible.  However, if you were a fly on our wall last night you’d notice that Nick had Blue Box Mac ‘n Cheese (spirals only) for dinner.  And I had leftover BBQ chicken.  Yeah, not very “vaguely vegan” if you ask me but I can’t believe it took me 25 years to discover how amazing BBQ sauce is.  Finger lickin’ good if you ask me.  I used some Bull’s Eye Memphis Style sauce on our chicken.  I don’t know anything about BBQ sauce, so I’m not sure if that’s a decent or well known brand, but it was delish.

 

When we’re not eating like cut-off-jean-short-sleeveless-mesh-shirt-wearin’ folk we are pretty healthy.  And so is our pup!

While she would really prefer to feast on any of our belongings (iPad charging cord, various shoes, sports bras and even the occasional mortgage statement) we feed her Blue Buffalo food, which is all natural, fancy shmancy but it’s also pretty pricey.  It’s about $35 for the 15 lb bag that we usually buy.  I have no problem paying more for a better product, but I am going to do some research and see what else is out there for options.  We have been pretty relaxed about her treats that we give her.  I grew up giving my dog Milk Bones, so we’ve had those a few times and she seems to like them.  Nick grew up feeding his dogs Nutro Chops, which she also really liked but were a bit large – I ended up breaking them in half most of the time.  A few weeks ago I decided to try out a homemade dog treat recipe.  She ended up absolutely loving them but the smell in the house while they were baking drove her more insane than she usually is.  I made the treats again this morning when she finished up the last Milk Bone.  Unfortunately the house still smells like the treats so she hasn’t really come down from her high.  She is currently in a time out in the backyard on her new run that Nick set up for her.  I keep sneaking to look out the window and check on her….she’s lounging in the sun nibbling grass and any dandelion heads, looking extremely innocent.

This recipe is from DogTreatKitchen.com

Peanut Butter Oatmeal Dog Treats

4 ingredients….couldn’t be easier!  Mix them all together and then either roll out the dough and cut or form into little mini peanut butter cookie balls like I did.  Depending on how large you make the cookies you can get a ton out of this recipe.  I estimate near 200 little cookies in our puppy cookie jar.

2 cups whole wheat flour

1 cup rolled oats

1/3 cup peanut butter

1 1/4 cups hot water

K-E? Not for me!

After a very long weekend away from blogging, I am back.  Reggae weekend up at Sugarloaf was basically a bust.  The conditions were no bueno which meant my already underdeveloped skills on the mountain were ten times worse.  I only took two runs down a *very* easy trail and then declared it time for food and beer.  We feasted at D’Ellie’s .  Best sandwiches EVER.  They make all of their bread fresh and it is amazing.  I think going to D’Ellie’s is the thing I look forward to most about ski season.

Not only were the conditions crap at the mountain, but the turnout was weak.  I figured that at least a ton of people would come out to drink and listen to music, if not ski.  The weather in Maine was in the mid sixties, which is pretty rare for mid-April so I have a feeling people were taking advantage of it elsewhere, and not at a ski resort.  So really, in retrospect the only good thing that came out of this weekend was this…

Yeah, that happened.

Okay…onto the good stuff.  Or, not really the “good stuff” but more the other “real stuff” for those of you thinking I’m super annoying for talking about my dog all the time.  Sometimes I even annoy myself.

Let’s talk liquid diets, shall we?!

When Nick and I decided on our wedding date (July 20, 2013 for the record), and I came to the realization that it was way over one year away, my first thought was, “Sh*t, I have to stay in shape that long?!”  Don’t get me wrong, I’m not planning on gaining a ton of weight once we’re married (or so he thinks *evil laugh*) but I want to make sure that I am in fact in my best possible shape for the wedding day.  I have to look at these pictures for the rest of my life.  I want my future kids to know that their Mom was kind of attractive once.  I’m a (relatively) regularly healthy person.  I workout a decent amount, eat well, and take care of myself, so I’m sure maintaining what I’ve got going on until then won’t be a huge issue.  But still, just the thought that I can’t slack for over a year is a bit daunting.

So with our “big day” 458 days away (according to my Knot.com countdown clock) I’ve been noticing how prominent bridal weight loss campaigns are.  I’ve been bombarded with emails and ads from a gazillion different companies pushing bridal bootcamp, cleanses, and all sorts of weight loss tips and tricks so that the bride looks her absolute best (and slimmest) on her big day.  I won’t lie, Bridal Bootcamp sounds interesting.

The other morning while watching The Today Show (are you surprised?  no) I saw a segment on a new fad sweeping brides all over the world.  It’s a 10 day liquid diet…via a feeding tube, called the “K-E Diet”.  Eew.  Between gags while watching the doctor demonstrate the procedure (i.e. inserting a feeding tube), I thought about how seriously messed up it is.  First off, no solid food for 10 days?!  (psst…do you think they can get peanut butter in a feeding tube?)  Plus, you have to walk around 24/7 for 10 days straight with a tube all up in your face and carrying a bag filled with your calories for the day! All 800 of them.  How horrible, and how are you going to explain that to your friends and family in the days leading up to the wedding when you’re supposed to be enjoying and partaking in all of the celebratory food and drink?  Also, how about that dress that you ordered months ago?  The one that was sized to fit your real everyday body, not the “20 lbs lighter because I’ve been on a fedding tube” body?

I’m kind of astonished that this is something that doctors are actually performing, and getting paid $1,600.00 for.  It seems dangerous and just wrong on so many levels.

All I have to say is….bitches be crazy.  Seriously!  My fitness goal for my wedding day is to look like myself….only way better.  Kidding.  I will continue my healthy lifestyle and perhaps hire a trainer when the wedding gets a little closer.  Or, better yet, I’ll drag Nick to audition for that horrible excuse for a reality show,  ”Shedding For The Wedding”.

Friday Things

Thank Ditka it’s Friday.  That’s right, Ditka!  I’m not very religious, so sometimes I choose to thank a different kind of higher being, namely former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.  Do I have some sort of weird obsession with the Bears?  No, not at all.  In fact, I really hate football but…

That just never gets old.  Never.

Anywho….things have been hectic around these parts this week.  I’ve been busy working part-time at the boutique, warding off the evil spirit that has clearly posessed my dog, and mentally preparing myself to begin working full-time again (t-minus 10 days until I start my new job) for the first time since……um….last August.  WOW.  I don’t wanna work full-time!!!!  Wah!  I am looking forward to the new job, plus the $$$, buuuuuut, it’s going to be hard to break my leisurely morning habit.

I already feel like there aren’t enough hours in the day.  I think this is mostly because the dog gets me up so early that I’m usually out cold by 9 pm, talking half-asleep nonsense and occassionally snoring (according to Nick, I’m not completely sure that I believe this).  The two posts that I managed to squeak out this week to this here blog probably took me a combined 4 hours total.  I can’t do anything uninterrupted/without getting bitten/jumped on/barked at anymore.  And don’t even get me started on how Ruby acts!  ha, get it?  Seriously though, she’s been bad, and getting worse.  A rebel without a cause.  Super duper mouthy, biting and chewing non-stop.  Somehow she got her little mutt mouth on my favorite sports bra yesterday (R.I.P. Old Navy style that is no longer sold), my running sneaks, and a new collar that I had bought for her that was not even out of the package yet.  This all happened while Nick was home, too.  He happened to leave the room for a few minutes…big mistake.

*Update….she just chewed ate my favorite bra (also a discontinued style).  Nick just walked in here sleepily and threw one of the drool-soaked cups at me.  Awesome.

*Update II* I just spoke with a friend of my Mother’s who happens to be a dog breeding/training extraordinaire about the matters at hand.  {Hi Lynn!!!}  Apparently I need to buck up and get a little more stern with the dog, or else it’s just going to get worse.  I need to show the dog that she’s my b*tch, I’m not hers (my words, not Lynn’s)!  Activate Cesar Millan mode.

Right now she is snuggled up with Nick in bed, so I figured I’d act quick and get my Friday Faves posted.

Favorite Store Bought Snack

I usually don’t buy store-bought snacks or bars due to their high sugar and preservative content but somehow I stumbled upon Larabars this week in the Natural Food aisle.  They were on sale, and I had heard quite a few rave reviews about them.  So I tried out the Apple Pie.  Amazing.  Then I found another sale at a different store and tried the Carrot Cake and Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip flavors.  Equally as amazing.  And then, Target had them on sale….$5 for a box, so obviously I bought them, but in Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough flavor.  I am beyond excited.  And the best part is that these bars are almost all certified Vegan, Gluten-Free, Soy-Free and Non-GMO (I don’t know what that means yet, but I plan on google’ing it).

Favorite Tropical Paradise

I feel like everyone and their Mother has been going on vacation lately.  I want in on that.  But considering we are getting married soon, a getaway to a remote island somewhere may not be in the cards pre-wedding.  But I almost forgot…we get a HONEYMOON!  Fiji would be at the top of my wish-list for a honeymoon destination.  Give me a drink with an umbrella in it and get me in a hammock ASAP!

Favorite ”Need In My Life”

I’ve been looking at GPS watches for a long time and have been going back and forth about shelling out the money (that I don’t really have lying around) for a Garmin Forerunner.  Well, there are a few newer (cheaper!!!) options on the market now.  This New Balance GPS Runner Sport Watch is one of them.  It’s only $100 and I would love to be able to track time and distance on the watch as opposed to trying to run 18 different apps on my iPhone while running (music, and MapMyRun use up so much battery when run together).  This may be a “treat myself” purchase when I get my first paycheck at the new job.

Favorite Food

Duh, I couldn’t leave food out.  This Blackberry Jam Cake from Salt and Chocolate looks so delicious I can’t even stand it.  I don’t even think I need to add anything else.  Wow, just wow.

Mouth to Mouth

I have to admit that one of my favorite movies of all time is the 1995 cinematic masterpiece that is…”Clueless”.  Since the movie had a PG-13 rating, I probably wasn’t allowed to see it until I was about to embark on my middle school years (by the way, there is not enough money in the world to make me go back to that time in my life).  The movie obviously had a huge impact on me and I thought that my small town middle school in Connecticut was probably going to be exactly like the Beverly Hills high school in the film.  Needless to say, I was geared up with plaid skirts, knee socks, and platform oxford shoes, along with a few new terms in my vocabulary…”As if!”, and “Buggin’” among others.  And does everyone remember how amazing Cher’s closet was?!

I have seen that movie way too many times to count and still love to watch it when it gets random air time on TBS or TNT (wait, does TNT still exist?).  Alicia Silverstone has faded in and out of the spotlight over the years, but a few years ago when I started this whole “vague vegan” diet I rediscovered her again.  She’s a vegan, environmentalist, and cookbook author.  Her cookbook, “The Kind Diet” is one of my favorites and contains so many delicious recipes.  I’ll admit, the only recipes I have actually gotten around to trying are a few of the desserts.  Vegan Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups.  Those are insane.  Dare I say even better than Reese’s?!  Seriously.  Not only is Alicia a Vegan, she is really involved in environmentalism and has launched her website The Kind Life .  It’s a lifestyle website that includes recipes, articles on health, style, the environment, etc.  Alicia also has her own blog on the website…where she posts videos of herself feeding her child, Bear, baby bird style.  Yes, mouth to mouth.  And no, I’m not kidding.  I’m sure you’ve all seen the video.  It’s been all over the news lately.  But just in case you haven’t….put down your breakfast first.

 

The video was posted with this commentary…

“I just had a delicious breakfast of miso soup, collards and radish steamed and drizzled with flax oil, cast iron mochi with nori wrapped outside, and some grated daikon. Yum! I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup…from my mouth to his. It’s his favorite…and mine. He literally crawls across the room to attack my mouth if I’m eating. This video was taken about a month or 2 ago when he was a bit wobbly. Now he is grabbing my mouth to get the food! “

Alicia, girl…I love ya.  I really do, but this is kind of gross.  And sorry, but your breakfast of miso soup, collards and radish steamed and drizzled with flax oil, etc. doesn’t sound particularly appetizing first thing in the morning.  Whatever happened to Cheerios?

I remember years ago when my siblings or I would ask my Mom to do something silly for us (something that we could obviously do ourselves) she would say to us, “What?  Do you want me to chew up your food and spit it in your mouth, too?”  Well, no Mom, that would be gross.  Duh.  But…that’s what’s happening here isn’t it?  It has sparked some major controversy in the media.  Doctors have gone on the record saying that this is a health concern and that diseases could be passed from Mother to baby that the baby’s immune system wouldn’t be able to handle.  Others are just up in arms about how “nasty” this seems, etc.

Quite a few celebrity Vegan Moms have come to Alicia’s defense…namely another one of my favorite 90′s teen stars, Mayim Bialik.  ”Blossom” anyone?  I have her to thank for my collection of felt bowler hats with silk flowers on them.  Not a good look.  Mayim has a PhD in Neuroscience (yes, seriously), two kids, and is the author of “Beyond The Sling”.  She is a big believer in “elimination communication”, that’s right…no diapers!  What fun!

I find this whole thing pretty interesting.  I have to admit, the whole feeding mouth to mouth thing kind of grosses me out, but who am I to judge?  I’m sure weirder things have happened, they’re just not broadcasted all over the world for everyone to see.  And really, to each his own.  Whatever works for you.  Just because it’s not something that is commonly practiced doesn’t mean it’s wrong.  With that said, I won’t even get into the whole January Jones consuming her own placenta thing.  I’ll save that for another day.  :)

Question of the day:  What do you all think about this whole controversy?